Welcome to Library Fone

I think Nat's onto something:

"Hello! And welcome to LibraryFone, brought to you by Simon and Schuster, The New York Times, and American Express.

If you know the name of the book you'd like to read, press 1 now.

To browse through current bestsellers, press 2 now

For information on a particular library, press # and the library express code, or press 3 now."

Let's get Michael Richards to do the voiceovers.