August 05, 2003

Is Diamond in the library?

I just love Liberry Blooze. Every single thing that this guy writes is hilarious. I have to grab a hold of my chair to keep myself upright before reading every post. Today, his post ends like this:

"Imaginary Me: "You can't check to see if you're at the library because you aren't here. I know because I'm talking to you on the telephone and I'm at the library. I'm concerned because you seem to be exhibiting sings of what Laing called "ontological insecurity," which, if left unchecked, can lead to schizophrenia. I strongly urge you to consult a psychiatrist. Good day."

Read the short post and hold onto your chair.

Posted by Steven at August 5, 2003 09:11 PM | TrackBack
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