Miss Manners: Nosy librarian prods for personal info
Mercury News – “DEAR MISS MANNERS: I am at a loss about what to say to our very nosy librarian. No matter what books you are checking out, she reads the titles (often out loud and at a high volume so everyone else in the library can hear) and then comments on your selections.”

yay for posting this. I read miss manner’s books all the time cuz she is so witty and clever (and often uses big words). I always laugh out loud at her replies to people. I love this answer to the nosy librarian. Thanks.