It seems that many of your fans are jumping up and revealing themselves as the real AL. Both you and I know that these are false allegations, which can easily be verified with a quick phone call (or anti-anxiety medication).
Don’t let the posers get to you. They do this to poke fun, distract from the real issues, and is a blatant attempt at seeking attention, typical of twopointoian personalities. Only you are the true AL. Keep on doing what you do well.
P.S. Lunch at Internet Librarian was fun. Let’s do it again next year.