Librarian Syndrome

September 26th, 2004

Garrett writes:

“I have coined a term called ‘Librarian syndrome’ which comes from a personal theory of mine. Women that work in jobs that force them to be on good behaviour for the entire day are much more wild in bed because they have to ‘let it all out’ in the evenings before going back to their job the next morning. When I’m sitting with my buddy JP and a girl walks by in a power business suit, hair tied into a tight bun, and ‘girl next door’ glasses… all I have to say to him is ‘Librarian syndrome’ and he knows why I find her especially attractive.”

Oy. E-mail him at toenders@hotmail.com. What was that bumper sticker I saw once? Librarians do it better in the stacks. Or something like that. Just remember Garrett, not all llibrarians are women…

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